Pyon

Eye of Silence by Max Ernst Eye of Silence - Max Ernst

But Geoff,

it isn’t ATOL protected!

Polar Express

I think I’ve watched The Polar Express every year for about 6 years and have never finished it. I always fall asleep around the time Santa comes out and wake up soon after, when the main kid gets the bell. There’s only one explanation for this: Cosmic censorship.

I think something universally catastrophic would happen if I saw Santa; maybe a frame was accidentally inserted that would cause the vacuum field to decay, destroying the universe. A chilling thought.

Emergency Christmas Dispatch

A few of the daftest children’s songs you’ll hear this Christmas.

White Christmas

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Let’s Go Tubbin’